efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

pumpkinfrittata:

trinitymemes:

Lilly and Mamrie reaching for their people

Awwh this makes my heart happy :)

pumpkinfrittata:

trinitymemes:

Lilly and Mamrie reaching for their people

Awwh this makes my heart happy :)

Grester

paddlingcat:

99% of me is sure Grester is real

1% of me thinks Grace is setting up the best April Fools ever

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

If you're in Scotland and haven't voted yet, you still have time!
If you're in Scotland and haven't voted yet, you still have time!

thehpalliance:

This page has all the official info on today’s vote. Most polls are still open for several more hours.

pumpkinfrittata:

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

I honestly did not know these things. Whoa

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

image

Omg all the time.

OMG PETITION FOR A MY DRUNK PUMPKIN 2 THIS HALLOWEEN

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes